/*
Why are you watching this ?
You want to see how I code ?
*/

$(function ()
{
	var aLittleSportWouldBeGoodForYou = 5; //Yeah, you know you want it so bad
	$("#eatme").stop();
	
	while (aLittleSportWouldBeGoodForYou > 0) //That's a lot of sport
	{
		var letsStretch = -149 + aLittleSportWouldBeGoodForYou;
		var letsUnStretch = -149 - aLittleSportWouldBeGoodForYou;
	
		/* It's stupid to put a comment in front of the line I'm commenting... */ $("#eatme").animate({ marginLeft: letsStretch + "px" }, 50).animate({ marginLeft: letsUnStretch + "px" }, 50);

		aLittleSportWouldBeGoodForYou--;
	}

	$("#eatme li").hover( function () {
		$("p:not(.more)", $("#eatme li").not($(this))).stop().animate({ opacity: 0.3 }, {queue: false, duration: 300} );
	}, function () {
		$("#eatme li p").animate({ opacity: 1 }, {queue: false, duration: 300} );
	});

	//I don't know if bots aren't smart enough to get this - yet
	$("#contact").attr('href', 'mailto:michael.b' + 'etsch' + '@gmail.com');
});

/* I should have obfuscated all that anyway...

Have a nice day, here is cake for you, if you are reading with a proper monospaced font

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(taken from codeismylife)

Disclaimer : the sport-related naming of the variables doesn't refer to you, dear reader,
but to the fact that those are used to make the main interface jiggle, and therefore, do some sport. At last.

We could argue that this was useless anyway, but we won't.


Please send me an email talking about the number 42.
*/